Zero Billable Hours tee
Unwind, log off, and pause the adulting.
Welcome to our ultimate collection of funny, sarcastic, and ultra-relatable typographic graphic tees! Whether you're celebrating a hard-earned retirement, navigating corporate burnout, or simply declaring yourself "off duty" for the weekend, this collection speaks your inner truth. Featuring fan-favorites like "Zero Billable Hours," "Adulting Paused," and "Major in Chilling," these shirts are designed for anyone who prioritizes comfort, humor, and well-deserved relaxation.
--- Perfect For:
- The Corporate Burnout: Employees logging off, lawyers escaping billable hours, tech workers, and anyone desperately needing a weekend.
- Milestones & Life Changes: Coworker leaving gifts, retirement parties, graduation (switching to "chilling" mode), and new job celebrations.
- Leisure & Travel: Vacation outfits, cruise wear, beach trips, lazy Sunday lounging, and casual coffee runs.
- Gifting Occasions: White Elephant gift exchanges, office secret Santa, birthdays for cynical friends, or Father's/Mother's Day gifts for relaxed parents.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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