Plant-induced ADHD tee
White / S
€28,95
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Plant-induced ADHD tee
€28,95
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Product Description
For the ones who protect their peace with boundaries and a little profanity. This collection mixes sarcastic self-care, sweary affirmations, and mental health humor for people who've mastered the art of saying "not my f***ing problem." Made for burnout survivors, boundary-setters, and anyone done with other people's drama. Wear your inner peace — unapologetically.
--- Perfect For:
- Boundary-setters who protect their peace at all costs
- Gifts for coworkers dealing with office drama or burnout
- Therapy humor lovers & mental health advocates with a sense of humor
- Best friend gifts for the one who’s done with everyone’s BS
- Unbothered energy birthdays, Secret Santa, or “just because” presents
- Millennial burnout survivors who use sarcasm as self-care
- Anyone whose mantra is “not my circus, not my monkeys” — but ruder
--- Garment Features
- Our apparel is engineered for exceptional softness and comfort.
- All garments are 100% preshrunk to maintain their integrity.
- Customization options are available; please provide relevant details to the seller.
- Measurement tolerances for chest and body length are within +/- 1 inch.
- Specific material composition (cotton/polyester ratios) is available upon request.
— How to place order
- Select preferred size
- Choose shirt color
- Upload a high-resolution image
--- Care and Maintenance for Print Longevity
To preserve the quality of the print, garments should be washed inside out in cold water. Do not utilize bleach, pursue dry cleaning, or apply an iron directly to the design.
--- Colors Disclaimer
Product and design color may slightly vary due to photographic lighting sources or your monitor settings. We strive to present our mockups as accurately as possible, but minor variations are normal. I appreciate your understanding and assure you that I strive to present product images as true to life as possible.
--- Sizing Chart
Please consult the sizing chart to determine the precise measurements of our apparel.
--- Shipping and Delivery Policies
Process time it’s 1 to 3 days and domestic shipping within the United States typically requires 3 to 8 business days.
The merchant is not liable for packages that are lost, stolen, or delayed while in the custody of the USPS.
Packages returned due to address inaccuracies or failed delivery attempts may be reshipped at the customer's expense.
--- Terms of Sale
- Order cancellations must be requested within one hour of the initial purchase.
- In accordance with our policies, returns and exchanges are not accepted.
- Discrepancies or defects must be reported within three days of the documented delivery date.
--- Returned Packages
- If a package is returned to us by USPS due to an incomplete, incorrect, or undeliverable address, or because delivery could not be completed, the customer will be responsible for the cost of reshipping or purchasing a new shipping label.
- To prevent delays, please ensure your shipping address is accurate and USPS-verified before placing your order.
- All of our apparel is custom-made to order; therefore, we do not accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations. If you have any questions regarding sizing or fit, please contact us before ordering, and we will be happy to assist you.
--- EU representative
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
--- Note:
- Minor variations in product and design color may occur due to studio lighting or individual monitor calibrations.
- Each garment showcases original artwork crafted exclusively by ZA•ZA•ZU or our carefully chosen partners. Please feel free to contact the store via message with any questions.
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Washing Instructions
Washing: Keep It Chill
- Cold Water Only: Hot water is for overachievers (and shrinking your clothes). Stick to cold.
- Turn It Inside Out: Protect that graphic you’re planning to wear until it literally falls apart.
- Gentle Detergent: This garment-dyed cotton is living its best life, keep it that way with mild soap. No bleach, no harsh chemicals.
- Solo Flight (At First): The first wash might bleed a little color, so keep it far away from your fancy white stuff.
- Ditch the Softener: Skip the fabric softener, it mess with the shirt’s naturally soft texture and vibe.
Drying: Don't Melt It
- Air Dry (Recommended): Hanging it up prevents shrinkage and gives you a legitimate excuse to go get snacks while it dries.
- Tumble Dry Low (If You Must): Low heat or delicate setting only. High heat is the enemy.
- Prompt Escape: Pull it out of the dryer the second it’s done so you don't have to deal with wrinkles.
Pro Tip for Ironing
- Never Iron the Print: Don't press hot metal directly onto the graphic. Iron it inside out or throw a pressing cloth over it if you're feeling fancy.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping: Good Vibes, Delivered
- Free Shipping: Spend $75+ and standard shipping is completely on us. Consider it a high-five for great taste.
- Processing: We pack and ship orders within 7 days. We’re taking a beat to make sure everything looks fantastic before it heads your way no frantic rushing around here.
- Transit: Once it leaves our hands, USPS takes the baton and brings it to your door in 2–5 days. Live-track every step or let it be a happy surprise when it arrives, you do you.
Returns: The "No Bad Energy" Policy
We want you to get that full Za•Za•Zu feeling every single time you open a box. If something arrives damaged, defective, or completely off-mark, we’ve got your back.
- Flawed or Damaged? Full refund or instant swap, no drama, no weird hoops.
- The Countdown: You’ve got 30 days from purchase to give us a shout.
- The Fine Print: Items must be unused, unwashed, and in the same shape they arrived in.
- Say Hello: Hit us up at support@za-za-zu.com. You’ll reach actual humans who genuinely care about making things right.
We're all about keeps things simple, fair, and fun. If anything feels off, reach out and we’ll fix it.
EU representative
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras